This isn't an actual box blog but a Random Addition! This is where mostly Geraint (my best friend) and Myself (me) partake in unusual activities and peculiar conversations! I decided what a good idea it would be to violate his privacy and post our most recent messed up conversations! I hope you enjoy Random Addition #1
These won't be a weekly thing, more or less every now and again, but I figured it's all a good laugh! I hope you will find that in Random Additions! Even if it just a chuckle!
Okay be prepared this is defiantly one of thoughs things you read and you just go WHAT THE FAAA...!
Well I guess all that's left to say is, enjoy!
Caitlyn says:
OM NOM NOM NOM
Geraint -- says:
NOM NOM NOM OM?
Caitlyn says:NO! YOU DID IT WRONG
Geraint -- says:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6U5W3pavJY
Caitlyn says:
ill brb WHILE I GO SHOOT MYSELF
Geraint -- says:
D:
can you do it quietly? trying to watcht v < 3
Caitlyn says:
NO I WILL NOT
Geraint -- says:
omg so selfish!
Caitlyn says:
RAWRSAURUS YOU CARNIVOUROUS VICIOUS ANIMAL HATING DINOSAUR!
Geraint -- says:
^^
what kind of dinosaur am i?
Caitlyn says:
YOUR A DINOSAUR THATS BEEN DISCOVERED BUT NOBODY LIKES YOU BECAUSE OF THE DESCRIBTION ABOVE
Geraint -- says:
awwww
i love you to
Caitlyn says:
^^
Geraint -- says:
so i dont have a name? :
Caitlyn says:
Not yet
Geraint -- says:
*sniff*
CeeRex suits you anyway cos you got little arms XD
and you go round swallowing goats whole
Caitlyn says:
AHAHAHAHAH
LMAO MY ARMS ARENT THAT SMALL
and its true goats are nom nom
Geraint -- says:
yeah i know, thats the reason why you havent been round my house, im afraid i wont see my goats again
because i dont think you have noticed but when you smell a goat your pupils dialate
Caitlyn says:
=D NOM NOM NOM NOM
I noticed
Geraint -- says:
makes you look like a shark!
Caitlyn says:
^^ Im a megladon in my spare time
Geraint -- says:
.....
that explains the stench
: D
Caitlyn says:
PAAAH HAHAHAHAH
i might nom you now
Geraint -- says:
haha
be my guest
^^
Caitlyn says:
0.0
Geraint -- says:
: P
lmao sorry ^^
Caitlyn says:
its quite alight
i was gonna bite your arm but you taste like wet dog biscuits
Geraint -- says:
*licks arm* omg i totally do!
wet dog biscuits not your thang? D:
Caitlyn says:
no
i like goats =D
Geraint -- says:
damnit i knew i should have collected their urine
Caitlyn says:
i dont really like trains
because being a CeeRex and then being a MEGLADON in my spare time
it ca be difficult
and sometimes i leave my train ticket in the wrong dinosaur
and the wrong period of time
so they never let me on the train D:
Geraint -- says:
that must suck when you have your CeeRex id on you but you are clearly a megladon
Caitlyn says:
yeah it can be confusing at times
Geraint -- says:
your like trying to convince the train dude and you are like 'na bruv, look imma ceerex' and david attenborough is behind like 'this bitch be whack, shes clearly a megladon from the the creatacious period'
Caitlyn says:
AHAHAHAHAHA
its not really fair
but i can travel on buses and boats
but the problem is that even though i can travel on boats im often to large and then they wont let me on there incase it sinks
so i sometimes take over the boat AND EAT EVERYONE ALIVE LIKE NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
and then i realise the carnage ive caused and turn into a megladon and eat the ship with a couple of whales and sharks and stuff!
its the same with a bus
expect i just eat the bus driver and crash the bus before drowning everybody and eating them
LIK NOM NOM NOM NOM NOOOOM
Geraint -- says:
lmao
aww
i bet you feel real insecure when its you that causes the boat to sink?
Caitlyn says:
i do sometimes
but the i remember IM A MUVA FREAKING MEGLADON AND I CAN NOM NOM NOM NOM PEOPLE IN MY SPARE TIME
but it does make me said when im a CeeRex and i destroy everything
the only way i can cure my insecurities is to eat the bus travelers!
and the trains bitches loooove CeeRex's eating trains
Geraint -- says:
pfffft pmsl
i can see how eating everything can help
Caitlyn says:
yuh huh!
i dont think they really love it as suh
but if they dont ill eat them
Geraint -- says:
lmao if they dont love being eaten you will eat them?
Caitlyn says:
they dont love me eating trains!
they only love it so i dont eat them
GOSH GERAINT DONT YOU KNOW ANYTHING! GOOOOSH
Geraint -- says:
oooo im sorry im not a quadrillion feet tall eating machine for an appetite for trains!
Caitlyn says:
NO YOU'RE RAWRSAURUS, CARNIVOUROUS VICIOUS ANIMAL HATING DINOSAUR!
YOU DONT HAVE THE STOMACH OR THE GUTS TO DO WHAT I DO ON A REGULAR BASIS
Actually all this talk about dinosaurs and eating trains and sharks and buses and boats and people is actually making me hungry
Geraint -- says:
lmao to be fair i dont think id ever expect you to say that
and mating season is coming up i goota look after my figure
Caitlyn says:
XD well im the only CeeRex so to preserve my dinosaurisms i have to eat healthy
thoughs carbs are bad for my waistline
but being a megladon oftens means i can lose the wait because im just swimming in the sea, fighting great whites, giant skids, killer whales and the occasional narwhal
i dont go near narwhals because thye have horns andthey hurt when they stab you with them! they always forget that im a megladon NOT A BALLOOOON
Geraint -- says:
hehe 'giant skids' bet you got a giant washing machine to get rid of them, and really? i thought trains were really unhealthy, high in calories
Caitlyn says:
squids!
GIANTS SQUIDS
Geraint -- says:
mmmhmmm sure
Caitlyn says:
DONT BE CHEEKY YOU RAWRSAURUS YOU CARNIVOUROUS VICIOUS ANIMAL HATING DINOSAUR!
I WILL EAT YOU FOR DINNER
actually ill eat you for a light snack
i dont liek the taste of doggy biscuits
Geraint -- says:
well at least you called me light! the diet is working XD
but you did say skids, and its cool if thats what you gotta deal with ^^
Caitlyn says:
i meant to say squids
i really dont know how that happened Xd
XD
Geraint -- says:
lmao im trying not to burst out laughing
Caitlyn says:
why?
does it amuse you that i am infact two dinosaurs from two different periods of time!
i really find you rude! YOURE INSULTING MY SPECIES AND I WONT TAKE THIS STANDING UP
Geraint -- says:
lol
then sit down then1
: D
and can you blame me? you said yourself nobody likes me *sniff*
Caitlyn says:
i am
its because youre a RAWRSAURUS YOU CARNIVOUROUS VICIOUS ANIMAL HATING DINOSAUR! if you were just a bit friendler towards people like i am! people would love you
Geraint -- says:
but you eat them if you cant get onto the bus!
Caitlyn says:
yeeeaaah thats why people love me
less traffic
and that way i can get a seat and dont have to move for old ladies
Geraint -- says:
i eat old ladies for breakfast!
Caitlyn says:
see what i mean
i just eat everything
im not a fussy eater
Geraint -- says:
yeah but as i said mating season is coming up!
i cant have that privelage!
Caitlyn says:
i think your just discrimating against the younger folk
granted the taste aweful and they dont have that experience and older person does
BUT THEY HAVE TO LEARN YA KNOW
Geraint -- says:
eew
no
they have too much bum fluff
gets stuck in my mouth
Caitlyn says:
Yeeeaaah thats why i only eat them if they are on boats
and in stormy conditions
Geraint -- says:
haha explain!
Caitlyn says:
well if its really rainy and the boat just happens to be over turned *wink wink* then technically the water is cleaning them
so i can nom nom nom nom without that disgusting taste
Geraint -- says:
but you got fish poop in that sea
Caitlyn says:
and whale sperm
im a megladon ill survive that
Geraint -- says:
lmao
love how you just say
whale sperm
like there is no other animal that does it in the sea
Caitlyn says:
Im a megladon i dont have time to be prude!
Geraint -- says:
HEHEHE
that turkey was yummy
Annnd that is that...I don't quite know how we ended up on dinosaurs or this conversation but I thought it would be a fun thing to share with you all!
Random Addition #1 is finished! PEACE!!!
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